Homework Avoidance
Step 1: Seriously contemplate buying wine.
Step 2: Pros and Cons of going outside in the cold.
Step 3: Cons won.
Step 4: Now who drives?
Step 5: Haul ass to the store.
Step 6: Contemplate which wine is best, on price and alcoholic content.
Step 7: BUY A SHIT TON OF WINE.
Step 8: Drank the fuck out of the wine.
Step 9: Successfully avoid homework all night because now tooooo drunk to do it.
Step 10: Give yo’ self a GREAT big pat on the back. WINNING. YOU’RE AWESOME!
WE ARE HAPPY!
We NEED to travel…and we need puppies…while we travel
First: we’re backpacking through Europe, starting with Ireland-makin all the stops. Second: we’re going to live with a family that will teach us all there is to know about baking/cooking/loving every bit of their culture. Third: we WILL be marrying someones(one for each of us) that have the following; handy-man skillz, scruff, humor, glasses?, social skills, kindness, support, and, well, he has to love the shit out of us-that’s number one.
We will have a bakery, in the wilderness- but close to somewhere-with lots of pups.
WE WILL BE HAPPY!
